My friends and I, (as anyone who's read Scotty's blog will know) sometimes go off on email threads of conversation about various topics of sundry and serious interests, as follows; it started with my mentioning what everybody did when they vented and blew off steam and when I asked B., (whom I haven't met) this was his reply, starting the whole thing off...
B: What do I do? It depends what's pissing me off. I rant. But I like to rant to the right people. If its access to drugs issues, I rant to a senior policy analysist (sp?) to the Ministry of Health, years ago when the government announced settlement to those who got HIV through blood products for "undue" hardship, I ranted on a CBC interview. Now, I rant on my blog, and to the media when required. I think my black sense of humour is a great way to let off pent up steam about things that piss me off.It's either that or find a good bottom to take it out on!
JA: I like the selection of appropriate venues for your venting!
T: Sigh. Only you would refer to a bottom as a venue.
R: What are you talking about only him? I'm a venue.
T: Darling Bert, you're NOT just a venue. NATO has you listed as a friendly port of call.
JA: Robbie, you're a full revue!
S: Bottom of the Senator?
JA: Guys and Balls?
T: The Ass Menagerie?
JA: Diddler on the Roof? Came-a-lot?
T: Came-a-lot? Ewwww!!!!!!!!
S: Poke-lahoma! There. I think that's the worst one yet.
T: Weenie Todd? Or if you're a dyslexic with Oedipal issues, Poke-a-hole-ma!
JHH: Arms Down Your Lay? Like the famous attraction at Niagara Falls: The Cave Of The Winds.
JA: Bottom and the Beast?
B: I thought the Beast was the bottom?
JHH: We ARE, motherfucking sonfabitching right on no fucking bones about it.
T: See what you started Brian?
B: You know it's been often said of me that I always bring the conversation to the lowest common denominator!
Admit it, don't you wish you had friends like mine?
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